Accountants and Actuaries - Comic Relief

• When does a person decide to become an accountant? When he realizes he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.
• Why did God invent economists? To make accountants and meteorologists look good.
• What's an actuary? An accountant without the sense of humor.
• Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries? They find bookkeeping too exciting.
• What do actuaries do to liven up their office party? Invite an accountant.
• What's the difference between the male sperm and an accountant? The sperm has a chance to become human.
• and my favorite... What does an accountant use for birth control? His personality.

Have a great weekend!

(Still on vacation in Europe. Back in a week!)